1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,066 Is there anything better than a lazy Sunday? 2 00:00:05,866 --> 00:00:08,866 No work, no expectations to be social... 3 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:13,566 Just me, a comfy couch and a book about... 4 00:00:13,566 --> 00:00:18,933 Horny alien gardeners who have two cocks and ride dragons... 5 00:00:19,866 --> 00:00:21,333 Eh. Could be worse. 6 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:25,533 Doctor Simone did say I should try introducing whimsy into my life. 7 00:00:26,133 --> 00:00:29,400 And what's more whimsical than an evolutionary questionable 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,400 number of appendages? 9 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,966 What?! 10 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:38,266 This is the antithesis of a slovenly solo day at home! 11 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:41,700 I didn't invite anyone! I don't want anyone! 12 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:45,133 And if someone was here, my narrating every internal thought 13 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:48,133 may come across as weird. 14 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:51,133 No, Angie. Embrace the day as it comes. 15 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,200 You can do this! 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:54,733 Hello! 17 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:57,733 I am embracing whimsy in... 18 00:00:57,866 --> 00:01:00,866 Oh, there's no one here. 19 00:01:02,866 --> 00:01:03,766 This, uh... 20 00:01:03,766 --> 00:01:06,933 actually feels like a good outcome, all things considered. 21 00:01:09,866 --> 00:01:11,833 What do we have here? 22 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:14,000 A mystery bottle with overtly 23 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,466 demanding instructions? 24 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:19,433 You can't tell me what to do 25 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:20,666 Mr. bottle. 26 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:23,733 I am not susceptible to the demands of labels, 27 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,300 no matter how convincing their font might be. 28 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:35,800 Ugh! Fine. 29 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,433 You win this round. curiosity. 30 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:41,066 But mark my words, if it's poison, 31 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:43,133 I'm going to be peeved. 32 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,800 Huh. Tastes like licorice. 33 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,800 I wonder if- 34 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:59,400 Oh. Oh! 35 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,400 Oh! Holy moly! 36 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:07,333 [Gasps] 37 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,866 Oh! No.... 38 00:02:09,866 --> 00:02:11,633 No way, Angie! 39 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:15,533 What you think just happened is clearly impossible. 40 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,100 So having another sip 41 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:24,233 to disprove it once and for all is just scientifically prudent. 42 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,533 Right? 43 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,700 That's weird. 44 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,633 This time it tasted like raspberry. 45 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,300 Is it layered or- 46 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,000 Oooh! 47 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:46,533 Oh my God. 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,833 Oh one The Alice in 49 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,833 Wonderland is happening here. 50 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,966 Okay, quick reality check. 51 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,600 Most likely scenario is that you're 52 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,700 tripping balls and passed out on the floor right now. 53 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:09,033 So the obvious path is to stop and move on with your day. 54 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,566 Okay. But counterpoint. 55 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,066 If it's so obvious... 56 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:15,000 why am I about to drink more? 57 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:19,166 You have a history of poor decision making? 58 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:22,466 Well, at least I'm consistent. 59 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:37,333 Oh. Oh. 60 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:42,833 What a rush! 61 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:46,533 Oh, my tits feel so sensitive. 62 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,633 Oh, and when I get taller, it's 63 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:52,633 like the world's best yoga stretch session. 64 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,833 Oh. I'm also starting to imagine 65 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:59,866 the uses of a partner with dual cocks... 66 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:02,366 Oh... this whole thing 67 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:05,366 feels like some horny dream. 68 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:09,900 But if these changes even have a small chance of being permanent. 69 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,500 I need to stop now. 70 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,300 I'm still recognizable 71 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:18,300 as my old self, mostly. 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,633 If I go any further, I'll need a new ID, a new passport 73 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:26,466 and explaining it to everyone would take forever. 74 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,966 But you know what? Fuck it. 75 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:32,066 Embrace whimsy. 76 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,000 Ahuh... 77 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,633 Oh, my.... 78 00:04:37,633 --> 00:04:40,200 An extra big finale. 79 00:04:41,066 --> 00:04:56,933 [Gasps] 80 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Ahuha... I’m.... 81 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:08,400 giant! In every way possible. 82 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,200 This is 83 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,200 definitely not how I saw today going. 84 00:05:17,933 --> 00:05:20,933 Oh, but it was fucking worth it. 85 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,533 After all this, 86 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,533 it feels silly to just go back to reading a book. 87 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:32,266 I feel I owe it to this insane new body 88 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:36,766 to go out and get into some very dirty trouble. 89 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,500 But on the other hand, 90 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,500 it is pretty well written. 91 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:47,733 Just a few more chapters. 92 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Oh. Someone's at the door. 93 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,066 Yes, I- 94 00:05:57,766 --> 00:05:59,533 Looks like my double cocked 95 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:02,866 dragonriders are going to have to wait. 96 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,333 Bring it on. 97 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:16,333 [Moans]