Is there anything better than a lazy Sunday?
No work, no expectations to be social...
Just me, a comfy couch and a book about...
Horny alien gardeners who have two cocks and ride dragons...
Eh. Could be worse.
Doctor Simone did say I should try introducing whimsy into my life.
And what's more whimsical than an evolutionary questionable
number of appendages?
What?!
This is the antithesis of a slovenly solo day at home!
I didn't invite anyone! I don't want anyone!
And if someone was here, my narrating every internal thought
may come across as weird.
No, Angie. Embrace the day as it comes.
You can do this!
Hello!
I am embracing whimsy in...
Oh, there's no one here.
This, uh...
actually feels like a good outcome, all things considered.
What do we have here?
A mystery bottle with overtly
demanding instructions?
You can't tell me what to do
Mr. bottle.
I am not susceptible to the demands of labels,
no matter how convincing their font might be.
Ugh! Fine.
You win this round. curiosity.
But mark my words, if it's poison,
I'm going to be peeved.
Huh. Tastes like licorice.
I wonder if-
Oh. Oh!
Oh! Holy moly!
[Gasps]
Oh! No....
No way, Angie!
What you think just happened is clearly impossible.
So having another sip
to disprove it once and for all is just scientifically prudent.
Right?
That's weird.
This time it tasted like raspberry.
Is it layered or-
Oooh!
Oh my God.
Oh one The Alice in
Wonderland is happening here.
Okay, quick reality check.
Most likely scenario is that you're
tripping balls and passed out on the floor right now.
So the obvious path is to stop and move on with your day.
Okay. But counterpoint.
If it's so obvious...
why am I about to drink more?
You have a history of poor decision making?
Well, at least I'm consistent.
Oh. Oh.
What a rush!
Oh, my tits feel so sensitive.
Oh, and when I get taller, it's
like the world's best yoga stretch session.
Oh. I'm also starting to imagine
the uses of a partner with dual cocks...
Oh... this whole thing
feels like some horny dream.
But if these changes even have a small chance of being permanent.
I need to stop now.
I'm still recognizable
as my old self, mostly.
If I go any further, I'll need a new ID, a new passport
and explaining it to everyone would take forever.
But you know what? Fuck it.
Embrace whimsy.
Ahuh...
Oh, my....
An extra big finale.
[Gasps]
Ahuha... I’m....
giant! In every way possible.
This is
definitely not how I saw today going.
Oh, but it was fucking worth it.
After all this,
it feels silly to just go back to reading a book.
I feel I owe it to this insane new body
to go out and get into some very dirty trouble.
But on the other hand,
it is pretty well written.
Just a few more chapters.
Oh. Someone's at the door.
Yes, I-
Looks like my double cocked
dragonriders are going to have to wait.
Bring it on.
[Moans]