Culling Games: Maki Airs Out Family Drama (Literally): *shows maki confronting her father with epic music playing* father: Maki, my MISTAKE of a daughter! I should’ve never let XY chromosomes do the work of a man! father: you and your sister might’ve been the biggest waste of nut in my entire life, the bed sheets had more potential than the two of you I swear to god! maki: Not gonna lie dad you wouldn’t know how much stronger I’ve grown because you and mom email via pigeon every day. I’m on the Internet. father: The fuck is that?? maki: The Internet already thinks I’m a tomboy dad. father: I’mma show you some real man shit! About to be wondering, who’s dick is this? maki: I’m no longer liking this conversation father. father: If you don’t like the convo come do something about it pussy- *maki slices her father instantly* *he dies instantly* *Kukuru units dead on the floor. Everyone just dead on the ground* maki: I've never been a daddy's girl. *rocky, zalay, juicy, Hoodsasuke walk in* hoodsasuke: AY WRD TO MY MUTHA WHAT HAPPEN IN HERE!? rocky: Is it me? Or this feels like episode 141 of Shippuden? maki: Who are you guys? zalay: Oh! Dont mind us! I think were in the next scene- rocky: Did you just slime out yo pops? maki: No, he’s just permanently sleeping. I killed him before the conversation started. I already slimed him. I guess his brain didn’t realize that. Old ass Zenin. rocky: Oh cool, P.s the internet likes you a LIL too much maki: You mean all the fanfiction via pigeon? Yeah, about 2000 pigeons are dead at my doorstep. zalay: Ok shorty you got issues maki: YOU’RE THE REASON I HAVE ISSUES!!!! If my bald headed crack sniffing weed head fat ass dad didnt fuck a bitch with uneven chromosomes we wouldn’t be in this mess! zalay: Cool! maki: anyway, brb gotta slime my mom rocky: AYO!? Maki: I’m bout to show my mom who’s domesticated she off her leash and a bitch about to be put down! *juicy pulls out his phone* juicy: Hey GROK what she means by that? *cuts to maki talkin to her mom* mom: I thought your dad slimed you. I thought bitches weren’t shit. maki: If bitches weren’t shit, how did i just turnt your husband into sushi bitch!? *rocky and his friends pop up* rocky: YA TELL HER MAKI! hoodsasuke: YALL KNOW MY BODY! maki: WHY ARE YALL STILL HERE?! juicy: ay dont put your rage towards us! Channel that shit on yo family zalay: Continue, dont mind us! maki: hey mama, My pronouns are I’m her and in some fandoms, I’m him zalay: shes not wrong! rocky: I dont think thats how pronouns work. mom: I should’ve known my daughter was a femboy I should’ve left your ass for the streets. maki: your husband is already there. You wanna go meet him? rocky: DAMN THAT WAS HARD MAKI! zalay: yall do realize were witnessing a murder right? rocky: I could of sworn i saw devilman crybaby in yo anime playlist. *juicy pulls out his phone* juicy: Hey GROK whats devilman crybaby? *waits for a sceond* juicy: AYO WHAT THE FUC- *cuts back to maki and her mom* mom: Maki do you know how hard it was for me to raise you with your father? The excruciating pain I went through, what I had to do? maki: bitch you ain’t had to do nothing besides push me out your kitty hole! And besides didn’t you call me and my sister lame ass mistakes?! You said we weren’t going to amount to shit???? mom: This is why I should have never have let your dad nu- *maki instantly slices her before she finishes her sentence* *she dies instantly* *rocky and his friend awkwardly stares* rocky: I think imma text my mom i love her juicy: Uhh so what now? maki: now yall gotta get ready for the culling games rocky: Wait wha- *cuts to them on a fortnite battle bus* hoodsasuke: WHAT THE HELL!? rocky: I swear this feels familiar like if this is from a game or something? zalay: Thank you buss driver- *the bus explodes dropping them everywhere. They land on the ground with corspes all around them* rocky: YO WHAT!? zalay: Sooo is this the culling games maki was talking about? hoodsauke: I DONT SEE NO GAMES!? *Megumi runs past them screaming* Rocky: did a bitch just pass by us? *big roaches pop up and surrounds them in a fighting stance* rocky: AYO SOMEONE CALL BOBS BUGS BEGONE! zalay: TWIZZY I DON'T THINK IT WORKS LIKE THAT! hoodsasuke: what if we bell out the truck??? juicy: Hell nah hoodsasuke: what about the tonka??? zalay: Even damn worse. hoodsasuke: WRD TO MY DEAD YALL GETTING ME TIGHT! juicy: Parry the cockroaches??? rocky: We can't steal leons technique. Sony's gonna sue us! *yuta pops up and smooches the cock roach and they all die* yuta: Dont worry guys- juicy: AH HELL NAH WE AINT SKIPPING OVER THAT! yuta: What do you mean guys? rocky: YOU JUST SMOOCHED DAT ROACH! yuta: No i didn't! hoodsasuke: SON WE JUST SAW YOU! yuta: I dont kno what yall talkin bout. hoodsasuke: Is this rage bait? rocky: So um what the hell is going on here? What is this culling games were hearing bout?? yuta: Lemme explain! The culling games is about gojo's husband basically throwing every single sorcerer in existence into a battle royale to force the low scum humans into evolution even though more than half of us are going to die anyways due to either hot babes or cockroaches yuta: the only way to get points is by killing other players zalay: I dont get it. rocky: This nigga explain all dat shit and im still confused, i even had subtitles on hoodsasuke: YO WRD TO MY DEAD DIS SHIT IS CONFUSING juicy: BRUH! Sasuke we get it! Your from new York! hoodsasuke: Ayo you wanna fight bout it? juicy: Ay you better back up before i get Carlos on you! *hoodsasuke gets triggered* hoodsasuke: Oh so you think im soft?? juicy: What? your hard- *sasuke punches juicy and sasuke and him start fighting* *yuta is staring in confusion* *rocky and zalay are trying to break it up* *they eventually break it up* rocky: Uh sorry you had to see that Yuta, Can you explain the culling games again? yuta: ima explain it one more time make sure your shit is in english this time okay???? yuta: Gojo's butt buddy kenjaku wants to force human evolution so he forced every single person within 10 countries width of japan into a deadly battle royale to force us to awaken our powers and evolve. and the only way to do that it to get points by killing other players. except there are more bad bitches, no chug jugs, no mats, and no golden scars, just your raw potential. AND I MEAN RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW potential. rocky: Ok so um how many points are we worth? yuta: shiiiiiiiiii idk maybe depends on how powerful you are and your grade????" yuta: im an A+ grade zalay: negro this ain't school yuta: But it could be *winks* rocky: Ay miss me wit dat shit *sukuna appears* sukuna: HAHA! IM BACK BITCHES!! IN A NEW BODY TOO! hoodsauke: Man i want a bacon egg n chees- *sukuna shreds sasuke* rocky: SASUKE NO! *maki appears* zalay: HEY GUYS LOOK ITS MAKI! WERE SAVED! sukuna: looks like the trans boy is here to fight, daddy sukuna! maki: hell no you freak. sukuna: I heard that you were a pussy and last time I checked it smells like fish so I’m about to fillet your ass. maki: with all of that malevolent cooking and you still couldn’t kill yuji?? And every curse is as weak as you, I’m about to make light work out of you. juicy: YA TELL HIM MAMI MAKI! *sukuna turns towards him and uses world cut but maki cuts the cut in half* *Sukuna looks at maki* sukuna: how the fuck did you cut a cut? maki: how the fuck couldn’t you kill a pink head bitch? sukuna: WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU, YOUR GONNA CHANGE YOUR PRONOUNS- sukuna: Wait what the fuc- *sukuna randomly falls over and dies* *Everybody looks around confused* rocky: How the fuck did he die? maki: just like my bitch ass daddy. He was dead before the fight even started. rocky: I think this girl has all the pronouns. *Hakari pops up* Hakari: Jackpot! zalay: Wait how does his powers work- *everyone explodes* The end.