"Noone disrespects Thraqqs cut" (Shows thraqqs destroying planets on the news) News Anchor: Breaking news! A weird alien has been spotted destroying planets in the solar system, He got no tails or transformations but he has a clean ass fade tho! News Anchor: Oh! I just got word that the alien none other than Thraggs himself! And for some Odd reason, people in town are calling this man a fraud. Lets go and get some peoples opinions! (Shows rocky & juicy) News Anchor: Excuse me sir, How do yall feel bout the current alien invading our solar system thraqq? Rocky: Uhh whos that? Juicy: Man that alien guy is a bitch man! Hes a fraud! You hear that Thraqq??? YOU A FRAUD! YOU HEAR ME!? F.R.O.D! FRUAD!! you AINT bout dat life and yo hair line is crooked! (Cuts to thraqqs in space on his phone watching juicy shit talkin him) Thraqs: WHOS A BITCH?? Hol on (Thragg holds argulls skull and starts speaking to himself) Thraqq: daddy argull aren’t I clean??? Aren’t I the baddest viltrigga this side of the galaxy??? (thraqqs starts tearing up) Argulls skull: “Don’t worry thraggy waggy daddy is here don’t you worry” Thragg: B-b-b-but daddy argull the human monsters on planet 90% water are talking about me… (sniffs) Argulls skull: “don’t worry my big booty crispy hairline viltrigga your more faded than a hoe my son” Thragg: thank you dad, you mean the world to me, a real father figure that not even mark could dream of having. Argull’s skull: “do you want me to sing you a bedtime story my thraggy waggy???” (Anissa walks in looks at him) Anissa: “thragg what in viltrum hell are you doing with our last leaders skull???” Thragg: “im talking to daddy… me misses his son” (puppy dog eyes anissa while sniffing) Anissa (in her head): “yeah keep your weird ass fantasies away from me... how in gods hell did he become our leader???” (Anissa Slowly backs out of the room) Thragg: THEY ARE SPEAKING DOWN ON MY NAME ANISSA SAYING MY LINES ARE WHACK Thraqq: MY CUT IS MORE CLEAN THAN MY BOOTY AFTER I WASH I KNOW HE’S LYING. Thraqq: ANISSA WE INVADING THIS BITCH. PREPARE THIS DAMN SHIP. (thraqq flys fast to earth) (Cuts to rocky, juicy, dahmir, zero) Juicy: so guys be honest, Have yall ever thought bout sucking yo own peenar? winks Rocky: juicy why everytime the camera pans to us, you want to say something sus or damn gay??? Zero: Hey my mans asking the REAl questions forreal no cap! Dahmir: NO HES NOT! (thraqs appears in the sky hovering over juicy and them) Thraqq: OH SO IM A BITCH RIGHT!? Thraqq: HUH!? DONT GET TIGHT LIPPED NOW PUSSIES! ON MY DEAD HOMIES MY HOMIES ARE DEAD Rocky: Uhh guys whos that?? Juicy: Uhh (gulps) thraqqs.. The guy i called a uncrispy hairline bitch on live tv. Zero: Thats thraqq?? Ayo he lowkey wavey- (plays the piccolo aura theme song) Background character: “WE SEE THE FIT HELL YEAH DADDY THRAGG” Juicy: I thought I was the sus one??? (zero gets bitch slapped knocked into a mountain) Rocky: ZERO NO! Thraqq: This cut don’t come for free. Many bitches paid the price for this dk and this clean ass cut. ON MY MOMMA IM MORE FADED THAN A HOE!!! Thraqq: Aura coming straight of the top of my head. NOBODY GOT A CLEANER FUCKING CUT THAN ME. ASK YOUR MOMMA SHE GONNA NUT WHEN SHE SEES THIS CUT ON GOD. (Shows rocky on a barber chair talkin to his barber) Rocky: Ay gimmie what thraqqs got (thraqqs gets in the barbers face) Thraqq: Barber play with me if you want. I will rip out your heart and feed it to you. Nobody on this damn of existence should ever get a cut AS CLEAN AS MOTHER FUCKING THIS! (The barber breaks down) Barber: Man I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT (starts eating his own butt then he disappeared) (Everyone stares in shocked) Rocky: So like was that last part necessary? Thraqq: Yeah my fucking cut has aura like that. My cut makes anyone one who fears me a self ASS EATER Thraqq: Ain’t nobody supposed to have my cut… EVER Dahmir: Well i aint eating my ass Juicy: shii ill eat it for you- Dahmir: MOVE Thraqq: NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!? HUH!? ANSWER! OR EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN PLANET IS EATING THEIR OWN ASS ONG. (rocky staring at juicy and juicy shaking not saying anything) Rocky: Nah dont get scared now, tell him what you said. (thraqqs gets in juicys face) Thraqqs: WAS IT YOU BITCH BOY??? OUT HERE SHAKING LIKE A VIBRATOR LIKE I AIN’T SEEN YOUR GOOFY ASS ON TV??? Juicy: No i didn't! (thraqq attacks juicy with punches with impact frames of thraqq memes) (thraqqs grabs juicy and stretches him while yelling) Juicy: OOO STRETCH DIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Thragg: your getting and extra spanking for that (thraqqs slams him on the ground) Thraqq: This is real viltrigga power, some shit you could never understand you feeble ass booty licker. Thragg: I aint no bitch, I put belts and dicks to ass! Rocky: ... what was that last part? Thragg: Come fight me and find out… (smirks) (mark appears) Mark: Hey! Thats enough thragg! Leave these humans alone! Pick on someone your own size! (Invincible meme pops up) Thragg: Oh so the daddy’s boy is here to save the day, don’t you have a thick chubby white bitch to get back to??? Or just like your father should I RUN A TRAIN ON YOUR ASS Dahmir: I don’t think marks dad did that bro Juicy: NOW HE’S DEFINATELY A BITCH! Mark: TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER! (mark tries to punch thragg but anissa appears infront of thragg) Mark: HUH!? Dahmir: guys whos dat buff tomboy? Juicy: i dont know, but damn shorty got me rubbing my nipples. Rocky: NIGGA WHA Thraqq: trying to swing at me again bitch boy??? I have pussy beyond measure to protect me not only does this hairline Give me I-frames. It also gives me unimaginable swag, infinite aura, and unlimited white supremacy. All because you killed an old white guy with dementia doesn’t mean you’re ready for me. thank God you killed him too. He was eating up all the food in the cafeteria and forgot that he ate it all up. that old white guy needed to fucking die anyways. Rocky: ay we aint gonna ignore the fact you just said swag in 2026 Thraqq: NAH IM MISTER S W A G IM SWAG MESSIAH CERTIFIED Mark: Uhh.. (anissa gets behind mark and whispers in his ear) Anissa: just you wait my caked up viltrigga king, for when this war is over that ass is mine. Remember the comics. Ima have kids one way or another… Dahmir: hey mark, blink twice if you need help (mark blinks 6 times) Dahmir: nvm he good! Thraqq: Im bout to fuck your planet now! SPLURGING IN THAT CORE! Rocky: WAIT WAIT! WE DONT THINK YOUR A BITCH! Thraqq: BOW DOWN TO ME IF YOU DONT THINK IMMA BITCH! Rocky: thy lord thragg we believe your shinney hairline is the best in the galaxy my lord, thy thraqg is no bitch. Lord thragg is the last real viltrigga. Thraqq: haha! I knew yall were pussy! Now i must take my leave, with my skull of my lord and savior argull! i miss daddy so much. Dahmir: Dawg you keeping another mans skull because you miss him?? (zero pops up) Zero: Ya Thats kinda gay bro Rocky: Where the hell you come from? Thraqq: IT IS NOT GAY! YOU FUCKERS ARE JUST HATERS- (thraqqs accidentally drops argull skull) Thraqqs: NO MY DADDY!!!!!!! Juicy: DONT WORRY ILL CATCH IT! (juicy runs dramatically trying to catch the skull) (juicy misses it and cracks and the skull smashes to pieces) Thraqq: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (thraqqs goes super sayian and his hair grows) Thraqq: this is super viltrigga (long pause) Juicy: wait you can do tha- (Big explosion the earth explodes) The end.