Summary: To help raise money for those affected by the war, Harry decides to work with Witch Weekly and rent himself out to any interested witch for a one night, date night experience. Yet the hero of the Wizarding World is in for a rude awakening as he’ll soon realize that the witches of Magical Britain are lusting for far more than just an innocent dinner and conversation.
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Picnic With Penelope
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“Then what happened?!” Tonks smirked.
Harry shook his head in exasperation as he continued to pack away items into an expanded trunk. “Then we had sex Tonks and that’s all you need to know. I’m not giving you all the exact details of my love life.”
“C’mooooonnnn!” The purpled haired auror whined. “Give a girl a break. It’s been so long since I’ve gotten any action!”
Glancing around the room for any missed personal effects, he turned back to her with a snort. “So? Why do you need to live vicariously through me then? Go out and meet somebody.”
This time it was Tonk’s turn to roll her eyes. “Puh-lease, as if any dumb bloke out there can handle all this!” She exclaimed showing off her impressive curves. “If I’m going to have fun then I’m gonna make damn sure it’s not some two-pump chump. It’s why I married Remus…” She leaned in to whisper. “The quiet ones are always the best fucks.”
Harry laughed at her joke as he mentally tried to shake away the thought of one of his father figures ‘fucking’. “When you tell Teddy about his dad please don’t mention that.”
Tanks giggled in response as she slapped his shoulder. “C’mon mate you know I’m just joking.”
Harry watched as the smile fell from her face slowly, her eyes turning misty as she stared off at nothing. “To be honest, I don’t know if I’ll ever want to find anyone else. Even if it’s just for sex the idea makes my skin crawl, like I’m betraying him in a way ya know?” Tonks frowned. She slumped onto the now bare bed within Harry’s former room.
The wizarding hero sat down next to her, wrapping an arm around her waist in a comforting side hug. “You know he wouldn’t want you to think that way. Remus would want you to be happy.” Tonks leaned her head against his shoulder with a sigh.
“I know. It’s just gonna take some time. It’s only been a year after all and everything is still so… fresh.” She murmured.
“Well, no matter what, I’ll be right here for you Tonks.” He smiled.
“You mean when you’re not fucking some new bird’s brains out right?”
Harry laughed.
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It had taken many months and many, many galleons, but Grimmauld Place was finally made liveable once more. The ancestral home was given a major facelift both inside and out with brand new everything. From flooring, wallpaper, trim, cabinets, etc, the entire house was updated to hold a more inviting feel. The once dreary townhome now was a palace of warmth and comfort. 
And Harry wished more than anything that Sirius was here to see it.
He walked in slowly, almost expecting the portrait of Walburga Black to start screaming her head off, but fortunately it never came. The bitchy portrait was removed from the entrance hall, and last he heard, now had a wonderful view at the bottom of the English channel. It had cost him a pretty penny to remove the literal cursed painting, even with the large discount Bill’s curse-breaker colleague gave him. But in the end it was more than worth it. He smiled at the smaller portrait that now hung in Walburga’s old spot. Lily and James Potter smiled back just as brightly. This one didn’t move, but it was still nice to look upon his parent’s faces.
Harry took a deep breath, the smell of fresh paint and new wood filing his nose. Letting it out he cracked his knuckles and got to work. 
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He let out a groan as he flopped back onto a brand new, large sectional couch. Momentarily he closed his eyes while taking a sip from his water bottle. It had taken all morning, but Harry was now officially moved in. With a wince he stretched his back, letting out a sigh of relief when his spine cracked satisfyingly.
While the use of magic was certainly a boon when it came to manual labor, it was still just as tiring after a while. Plus there were some things Harry preferred to do by hand. He found solace in mundane acts such as putting away clothes or making beds. These mindless tasks were a comforting reprieve during his years of hell at the Dursley’s.
Everything else though? He used magic liberally. There was no way he’d be able to manually move some of the heavy wooden furniture by himself without the use of featherweight and levitating charms.
Still, it was grueling work and there was still more to be done if he was going to have everything ready for when Tonks and Teddy moved in next week. The metamorph was long past stir-crazy at this point on her medical leave yet knew the second she went back to the aurors, Andromeda would raise a fuss. Harry loved the older woman, truly, but even he could admit her protectiveness could put even Mrs. Weasley’s to shame. He knew Tonks would need her own space to finish working through everything, and with his own work at the ministry she’d have the house to just her and Teddy when she was home for the most part. 
Harry glanced at his watch, the trusty gift from Mrs. Weasley informing him that it was nearing the time for his next date. Thankfully he knew this next woman enough to trust her with the address of his home, which means no nasty portkey travel for him. She would be arriving in less than an hour and at the moment, he looked anything but presentable. 
He sniffed his shirt slightly and grimaced. Yeah, a shower was a definite must.
Harry showered for longer than probably necessary. The blistering hot water just felt so good against his tired muscles. It was only after his wand buzzed angrily from the bathroom vanity that he was reminded of his impending affair. Quickly he shut off the water, drying himself wandlessly, and got dressed.
He went casual this go around. Clad only in a nice pair of jeans and a crisp button-up with the sleeves rolled up. With a quick brush of his teeth and shaving charm later, he was finally ready. Just in the knick of time too, as the doorbell rang the moment he stepped from his room.
With a curse under his breath, he raced down the stairs, almost tripping over his own feet as he did so. Thankfully, he reached the door unscathed and opened it softly.
He was greeted by the slight of a tall skinny brunette in a light blue sundress and a wicker basket in her hands. The pretty girl smiled at him with dazzling white teeth. Harry smiled back warmly.
“Penny! It’s good to see you!” He greeted.
“You too Harry. I’m- uh- excited about our- uhm-“
He raised an eyebrow. “Our date?”
The girl blushed crimson and nodded slightly, her gaze cast down at her feet in embarrassment. Her shy nature was cute and add to the fact that she was extremely pretty, he couldn’t help but wonder how the hell Percy screwed everything up with her. Harry glanced down at the exciting amount cleavage on display. Yeah, Percy was definitely an idiot. Shaking off the slightly perverse thoughts, he closed the front door behind him and wrapped an arm around Penelope’s thin waist.
“I’m excited too! Shall we?” He asked.
The brilliant smile she sent in return made his heart speed up and his pants tighten slightly. Penelope was the perfect example of the ‘girl-next-door’ appearance and Harry couldn’t deny the instant attraction he had for her. 
They began their journey to the neighborhood park. When he had first received her request for a picnic date, he had panicked slightly. Him in public was bad enough, practically couldn’t even travel down Diagon Alley anymore without being bombarded with questions and people wanting to shake his hand. It was sweet but overwhelming. However, Penny had been the one to suggest a muggle park and luckily for Harry, there was one just around the corner from Grimmauld Place. 
“So how have things been? Anything new?” He asked as they walked. The girl still wore a blush but it may be due to his arm still firmly wrapped around his waist. She couldn’t hide behind the basket either as Harry had quickly taken the minor load from her arms in a polite gesture.
“G-good! I left my job in the muggle world a few weeks ago. Since the war’s over and all I thought it was about time I came back to the wizarding world.” She smiled.
“That’s great! Hermione told me that you were working at the ministry after graduating. Are you thinking about going back there?” Harry questioned.
Penny shook her head with a slight frown. “Not really. Honestly I only ever worked there because Percy wanted me to. The mindless paper pushing was bad enough, but Percy’s horrible attitude as he tried to brown nose his way up the ranks was even worse. You know he actually threatened to report me when I made a comment about Fudge being corrupt?!”
“Really? I knew he was a major prat to his family during that time but I didn’t think he’d be dumb enough to treat you like that as well!” 
Penny scoffed. “Of course he did! Sometimes I think that if I hadn’t broken up with him when I did, he would’ve sold me out to the Snatchers for the chance of another promotion.”
“I don’t think he would’ve went that far. He has gotten better and even apologized for how he acted to his family, though his personality is still just as boring.”
Penelope giggled. “I guess you’re right. Still think he’s a pompous dick though.”
Harry let out a surprised snort. Who knew Penelope Clearwater had it in her to curse?
They arrived at the park shortly after. It took only a few moments to find the perfect spot under an old english oak next to a small duck pond. Harry set to work immediately, laying down the thick blanket folded on top and smoothing it out. Penny reached inside and pulled out what appeared to be a small rectangular box about the size of a pocket-mirror. The girl cast a quick glance around the area before nodding and tapping the box with her wand. Immediately the object expanded in size rapidly until it was as big as a large suitcase. It suddenly sprung open with a click, revealing a large assortment of delicious smelling finger foods and pastries contained within.
“Brilliant!” Harry exclaimed. “Where did you get this?”
Penny blushed. “I- uh- made it actually. That’s what I want to do now that I’m not in hiding anymore. I want to open up my own shop, selling all sort’s of handy inventions like this. I have a ton of ideas but this is my first prototype!” She rattled off all the different charms and features contained within the small box. 
Harry smiled widely. “Well it’s absolutely fantastic! You might have just gotten your first investor too!”
A beaming smile broke across her red flushed face as she muttered a quiet ‘Thanks’. Penny distracted herself by distributing the food. He watched her as she did so, taking time to appreciate the girl’s quiet beauty. Truth be told, Penny had been one of his first crushes back at Hogwarts, before he really knew what a crush was. Nothing untoward, more so how a kid likes his babysitter and doesn’t really know why. Penny was the one prefect all the firsties looked up to for help and advice. The girl never complained, always giving each younger student their own piece of her time with a smile and gentle voice. It was only natural that Harry would develop a childish crush on the brunette. Yet now there was nothing childish about it. 
Harry was no longer that little firstie, but a man grown, one who could understand the rekindled attraction in his chest. Penny too was no longer that awkward girl in the throes of puberty, but a woman who filled out in all the right places.
‘I’ve been hanging out with Tonks too much.’ He thought as he suppressed a groan when Penny bent over in front of him to grab the drinks from within the chest.
They chatted back and forth as they ate, speaking on fond memories and future plans. Penny explained a bit more about her overall plan and business model for her new shop. He was honestly a bit impressed at the level of detail she put into just her preliminary plan, and knew without a doubt that once the shop got off the ground, it would have no problem staying afloat.
“I guess my main worry will be getting a loan from the goblins.” She said, brushing a few crumbs from her dress. “They were never really that friendly before the war, and now I feel like they’ll be even more critical when it comes to lending terms since everyone is borrowing from them for the rebuilding.”
“At least you didn’t destroy their entire lobby while stealing a dragon from them.” Harry muttered.
Penny’s eyes widened comically. “That was true?! I had thought Lee Jordan was just making stuff up to keep people hopeful!”
Harry chuckled. “Unfortunately he wasn’t lying. Not the smartest thing I’ve ever done. Luckily all it took was letting the bank keep the bounty on Voldemort’s head to satisfy their bloodlust. Though I still get quite a few dirty looks from the tellers.”
Penelope laughed, the quiet giggles landing pleasantly against his ears. Harry chuckled back, enjoying the small moment with the brunette. Silence descended as they sat in comfortable silence, both content to watch the duck’s swim lazily upon the pond’s clear surface.
“You know…” He began. “I was only half joking when I said I’d be your investor. I could give you the galleons you need to get everything started.”
“Harry I couldn’t ask you to do that!” She cried.
He waved her. “You’re not. I’m offering, plus it’s not like I haven’t done it before. I gave Fred and George my tournament winnings to open their shop. From the latest statement George sent me, that investment was probably one of the best decisions I could’ve ever made and I think your shop will be just as successful as theirs.”
He saw her hesitancy and sighed. “Look, how about I just give you enough for a down payment? Can call it my share for such an amazing date, you did pay 500 galleons for this afternoon so it’s only fair.”
That comment seemed to make Penny blush for some reason. “Oh- I uh- didn’t pay for the date.” She murmured.
“You didn’t?”
She shook her head. “One of my friends from Hogwarts put my name down as a ‘Welcome back’ gift.”
Harry whistled. “Must be some friend to pay 500 galleons for a gift. My point still stands though. You deserve to have a shop of your own. If your future products are half as brilliant as this one then you’ll make a killing.”
“I don’t know… Are you sure you’re okay with this? It’s not going to put you in a bind is it?”
Harry chuckled. “Love, I could give you triple whatever you need and it won’t even be a drop in the bucket. I am the heir to the Black fortune after all.”
His vision was suddenly obscured by a mess of brown locks as the girl pulled him into a rib-breaking hug. “Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” Penny cried into his neck. Harry hugged her back lightly while trying to fight down the sudden arousal from having a very pretty girl wrapped around him.
“No problem!” He said a bit out of breath. Penny pulled back to look at him, her bottom lip caught between her teeth in thought before suddenly the girl rushed forward and crashed her lips against his. Harry was taken aback. Sure he had some fun with Tracey and Daphne on their respective dates but he didn’t expect anything from the future ones, especially Penny! 
He wanted to break the kiss. To say he didn’t expect her to repay him like this but dear god did her lips feel so good against his. Harry had been fighting his attraction for her the entire afternoon and now feeling her pressed into his lap while her soft lips attacked his was too much.
With a growl he deepened the kiss, pushing his tongue between her lips as his hands snaked around to grab hold of her bum. Penny gasped into his mouth before letting out a soft whimper at his ministrations. There was no fighting the raging erection that now tented his trousers. She had indeed noticed it as the girl now was practically dry-humping him in broad daylight. Discreetly, Harry sent out a pulse of magic from his hand that encapsulated their small area with a strong notice-me-not ward.
As Penny squeaked against his mouth with another forceful grind of her hips, Harry pushed forward until the former Ravenclaw was lying flush on her back. Her gaze was hooded as she stared up at him with panting breath. Harry leaned down to capture her lips once more while Penny’s long legs wrapped around his waist and pulled him into her clothed mound. He could feel the intense heat of her womanhood even through his jeans. Arousal was flooding both her mind and pussy as their lips fought passionately. 
Penny gasped out a moan when he ground himself forcefully against her covered slit. Taking this as his chance, Harry dove down and began to attack her neck. As he nipped and sucked on the smooth skin of her neck, Penny raked her nails through his hair as soft grunts flew from her mouth. Eventually, Harry reached the valley of her breasts. His hands came up to give both a gentle squeeze before reaching for the neckline of her dress and pulling. A loud ‘RIPPP’ sounded as he tore apart her dress all the way down to her navel, revealing her round perky breasts.
Harry barely even stopped to appreciate the sight of the two full orbs before he descended down and sucked harshly on one of her light brown nipples. Penny whimpered out loudly as he attacked her sensitive nubs. Soft mewls and gasps joining the fray as Harry licked, suckled, and nipped on the pointed tip. She hissed loudly when one such time his teeth bit into the hardened flesh at the same time his hand pinched down on its twin. Her body shook with an unseen force, mashing her hips against his desperately while she cried out from an intense wave of pleasure. Penny faintly felt a small gush of wetness spill from her choking cunt and soak her knickers
“Hnggg~” She groaned as her hips jerked with the aftershocks of her surprise orgasm. Her mind barely had time to catch up with everything before she suddenly felt Harry shift above her. Opening her eyes, Penny watched as he suddenly positioned himself between her legs, his mouth barely a foot from her wet core.
“What are you-“ Her words were cut off with a sharp gasp as Harry pushed her ruined knickers to the side and swooped down to rake his wicked tongue against her clit.
“M-more!” She cried. Her date complied instantly as his wet muscle began attacking her fold with gusto. A small part of her shamed herself for performing such lecherous acts in public, but a much larger one couldn’t care less as her shivering cunt was ate out with such intensity. Penny was slightly surprised to find her pussy gushing even harder with arousal as she thought about being caught publicly fucking like a common whore. It made sense though, she had spent years in a relationship with a man who’d much look at a proposal about cauldron bottom thickness than her tits. The most fun she had with Percy was the celebratory bout of sex they had after he received his owl results, and even then it was a major disappointment as the selfish git spilled himself before even getting three pumps in. 
Needless to say she deserved some of her own fun and what better way than to let the Man-Who-Won himself fuck her senseless in a public park? 
Okay perhaps there were a few better, more romantic, ways, but Penny couldn’t exactly think of any at the moment as she was too busy screaming out in ecstasy. Harry’s devilish tongue ripped another powerful climax from her poor little cunt and at the rate he was going, wouldn’t stop until her body gave out from sheer pleasure.
She couldn’t allow that though. Her body desired far more from this man than just a quick pussy licking. Penny pushed his head away with a groan as she rolled over and stood on shaky legs. Turning, she saw Harry watching her with a curious gaze as he raked his eyes over her bare tits. Penny looked around momentarily, looking for any onlookers before shrugging off the tattered summer dress. The now nude woman turned and proper herself on the old oaken tree with her ass point out. She turned and shot him a desperate look as she wiggled her hips in a Siren call.
“Please Harry, please fuck me!”
Penny didn’t have to wait long as he was suddenly behind her in a flash. The faint sound of a belt coming undone was her only warning before something large was nestled between her cheeks.
‘Oh god he’s going to rip me apart.’ She screamed in her mind. Yet there was no chance to back out even if she wanted to. Her lower lips were soon parted by a thick hardened pole. Penny’s mind went blank, her mouth forming in an ‘O’ as inch after inch of her sacred tunnel was invaded by Harry’s giant cock. His tip brushed against the wall of her cervix as he finally hilted inside. Penny cried out as her pussy fluttered around the intruding member, a cry that crescendo louder when Harry trapped her roughly by the hips and began slamming back into her.
Sharp grunts flew from her mouth with every pound of his cock. She could feel her inner walls being strained as his thick cock reshaped her insides with his hard fucking. Her tits jiggled wildly as her body was slammed forward each time their hips made contact. The bark of the tree bit into her arms slightly but Penny couldn’t;t find it in her to give a shit. From behind, Harry’s hand came down to strike one of her ass cheeks with a hard slap. Penny cried at the contact, her pussy tightening even harder around him in arousal.
This. This is what she wanted. Not another boring git to rut above her like a lazy dog, but a man who would bend her over and take her roughly whenever they pleased. She wanted her hair yanked and ass slapped. She wanted him to force his cock down her throat and use it as his own personal toy. She wanted him to cum in her pussy and then use their combined juices as lube to fuck her taut ass. That and more is what she wanted, and it was something she could tell that Harry was more than willing to give her.
Her pussy gushed out with more of her wet girl-cum as Harry pounded another orgasm out of her. She didn’t know how long he had been fucking her from behind. She lost count of the climaxes long ago, all she knew was that her ass was sore and legs shaky as the area around them was awash in the sounds of wet squelchy slaps. 
Just as Penny swore she could hold on no longer, Harry suddenly pulled from her silken depths and turned her around until she was on her knees. She didn’t have any time to question his actions before his thick cock was forced into her mouth and a hot gush of cum was spilled inside. Shocked she may be, but that didn’t stop her from swallowing each and every drop that was released into her mouth. Her own moans of satisfaction were muffled by the thick pole of meat between her lips. Her tongue lashed against the tip of his cock as if to coax more drops of his seed out. Once satisfied, Penny sucked harshly on the tip just to be sure before letting his cock fall out with a ‘pop!’
From above her, Harry looked as his watch before smiling back down. 
“Wanna go back to my place?” He asked.
Penny had never moved so fast in her life, her wand a blaze as she packed up all the picnic items in a hurry and started pulling Harry back to his house.
Thankfully, Harry remembered to cover the girl up before they left his privacy wards. Though he was tempted to let her march him back with her tits still out. They were a rather lovely sight after all.
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Author’s Note
Penelope was surprisingly fun to write. She may even be the first girl in this story to make a come back for another sex scene. I think a threesome with her and Tracey would be pretty entertaining to write but let me know what you all think!
Thanks for reading!