Full Excerpt: MMM - Forum Update

[Forum Thread: "MMM – Anything And Everything We Know"]
Page #5981
Thread Start Date:  Month 4, Day 12, PFC 935
Current Page Date:  Month 5, Day 5, PFC 943

[GravitonPunch]:  Going back to when @Autoweld42 posted that huge list—I actually went and dug up that archived 933 buildlist myself. Can confirm the first MMM post is real. It's a garbage  build btw. Like actually mid as fuck. Kinda comforting tho, honestly? Even MMM started somewhere.

[Brainracked]:  @GravitonPunch " even MMM started somewhere " is going on my wall. There's hope for us all.

[Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier]:  Uh. Guys… Have you seen this?

[Image Attached: Screenshot — Wildmaws Player Profile: "MissyMoonlightMayhem" — Last Login: Month 5, Day 1, PFC 943]

That's   four days  ago…

[RecoilReaper]:  @Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier That's edited. That's so obviously   edited. Do you know how many of these "MMM LOGGED IN!!" edits I've seen over the years? I could paper my damn hab-unit with them. Nice try. Get the fuck out.

[BioCharger]:  @Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier post the profile link then. Not an edited screenshot.

[Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier]:  @BioCharger [Link Attached]  It's the real profile. Check it yourselves. I'm not editing anything, I literally just went to look at the old match history like I do every couple months like the sad bastard I am and the login date was CHANGED .

[HexaBladeX90]:  holy shit it's real??! I just checked! It says Month 5 Day 1 for me too???!!

[Cr1tFetish]:  It's a relative,  guys. Come on. Someone in the family logged in to look at the account. Happens all the time  with dead people's profiles. Y'all are so thirsty for a resurrection arc it's actually fucking embarrassing .

[DirgeBox]:  @Cr1tFetish "dead people's profiles"—MMM is not confirmed dead you actual blank-ass ghoul

[Cr1tFetish]:  @DirgeBox neither is my great-uncle's hamster but I'm not checking its login dates either

[DirgeBox]:  @Cr1tFetish why  does your great-uncle’s hamster have a Wildmaws  account?! Actually even more important, HOW ?!

[NanoFish32]:  Is there any match data attached?? Login means nothing if there's no match data. Check the ranked history, check casual  queue, check EVERYTHING! If they actually played there'd be records to prove it!

[HexaBladeX90]:  @NanoFish32 Nothing. No matches. No queue history. Zero activity. Just the login date.

[PulseHawk]:  So somebody opened the account, touched nothing , and logged out? That's the least MMM behaviour imaginable… That account was an Emperor-damned machine . If MMM logged in there'd be forty match histories just for that one day .

[QuietStorm]:  You people fall for this every single month. EVERY month. Remember First  Month of this year? When someone "found" MMM's alt account and it turned out to be some fucking fourteen-year-old kid from Luziran? Time to bookmark this page so I can laugh  at all of you later; again .

[GlitchFeast]:  ok but the profile link is real though?? this isn't an edit, the date is live on Terra's own servers ??? explain that @QuietStorm

[QuietStorm]:  @GlitchFeast database error. Migration artifact. Terra shuffles server clusters all the time and dates get touched. It's nothing.

[WraithNull]:  It's EchoLimn. He has the credentials. Mentor keeps the keys. I've been saying this for years !!!

[SandDagger7]:  @WraithNull I swear to the damn Emperor’s left testicle if you bring up EchoLimn one  more time…!

[Pages 5,982 – 6,007 omitted from excerpt: 26 pages of dispute regarding screenshot authenticity, Terra database migration schedules, six separate moderator interventions, two users permanently banned for impersonating a Terra employee.]

Page #6008
Current Page Date:  Month 5, Day 5, PFC 943

[Lowest_Bidder]:  Long-time lurker here, made an account just for this:

One of my closest friends is a community admin for Wildmaws— actual  staff, not just a volunteer mod. Asked him to verify the screenshot through internal tools and…

It's accurate.

The login is real.

The part that makes it weird though: The last login status  updated properly, but the actual login duration  was logged as one server tick—just one.

According to him, that's indicative of a private session . One not hosted on official Terra servers. The one-tick login is effectively just a handshake—the private server pinging Terra's infrastructure to check account authenticity, license validity, that kind of thing.

And, apparently, the handshake can be delayed , sometimes by days or weeks, if the server in question was already holding older cached information about the account.

So... MMM's account logged into a private server somewhere.

That's all I got.

Do with it what you will, I guess.

[HexaBladeX90]:   I'm going to be sick

[GravitonPunch]:  @Lowest_Bidder ok but be real with us. Is your friend actually  staff or is this another "my uncle works at Terra" situation? @Mods, we might need another ban here.

[Lowest_Bidder]:  @GravitonPunch He's real staff. I'm obviously not going to dox him, but I’ll provide proof for the mods. Either way, believe me or don't. Doesn’t really matter. The sever tick data will leak eventually anyway, these things always do.

[Cr1tFetish]:  It's STILL a relative. Family  member logs in from some rich person's private server. Nothing about this requires MMM to be alive .

[Autoweld42]:  @Cr1tFetish Actually... no. That doesn't work. Think about it.

If MMM was confirmed  dead, there'd be a death notice filed with Terra for the account. And the moment there's a death notice, Terra LOCKS the account—full memorial freeze. No logins possible, period, not even family—they'd have to go through the estate process and that produces a completely different login signature.

The account is NOT locked. Which means Terra has no death notice on file.

Which means, as far as the single most information-rich entity in the galaxy is concerned...

MMM is alive.

[GlitchFeast]:  by the Emperor… I think you’re right…

[DirgeBox]:  BY THE FUCKING EMPEROR

[Brainracked]:  ALIVE AND PLAYING WILDMAWS ON A PRIVATE SERVER?! TWO YEARS OF SILENCE AND THEY'RE JUST… CASUALLY GAMING SOMEWHERE?!

[PulseHawk]:  Okay everyone breathe . "Not dead per Terra's records" and "alive" are not technically  the same—actually no you know what. I re-read what I just wrote. Terra knows everything . She’s alive. HOLY SHIT SHE’S ALIVE!!1!!!!11!!

[QuietStorm]:  I have never been this happy  to delete a bookmark in my entire life.

[BioCharger]:  Two years… TWO YEARS of "let the dead rest, man" and MMM was just... somewhere  on a private server. Playing casuals ??? Practicing??  Cooking something ?!

[WraithNull]:  Private servers, disappeared from public life... I'm not going to say what we're all  thinking here, but…

[SandDagger7]:  @WraithNull If the words "Echo" or "Limn" appear in your next message I'm reporting you to the fucking Emperor personally. I’ll find the guy and your name  will be the first thing  on my damn lips, even if I have to sell my fucking Soul to him to have him strike you from orbit!!1!

[NanoFish32]:  Guys. GUYS! What if they're building?! What if the two years of silence is the cook-time  for the newest Build?! What if Tidal Core wasn't the ending, but just CLIFFHANGER!!!

[RecoilReaper]:  Just gonna point back to everything I said on page 5973. “If MMM farted near a digital terminal this forum would implode.” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE IMPLOSION.

[CreepingModem]:  I joined this thread three months ago asking who MMM even was and I am now emotionally   compromised  over the damn login handshake latency of a stranger's gaming account. What has this community done to me…

[Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier]:  I'd like the record to show that I found it first. Put me in the Page 6,500 rundown. That's all I want. Immortalize me! I deserve it!

[HexaBladeX90]:  So it's  real . It's actually fucking real … She’s out there! Come home, MMM! The meta's gone to absolute shit  without you, please!!!

[Excerpt from Forum Thread "MMM – Anything And Everything We Know," Pages #5,981 & #6,008 — Official "Archion" Community Forums, PFC 943]